Do not trust anyone. Ever.
What happens when teens are home alone
- According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
- Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
basically Tom Hiddleston, then.
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
- margaery: y'know some guys just cant hold their arsenic
- sansa, olenna and loras: HE HAD IT COMING